We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now
in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
